Anita Boner
Cofounder, Producer, Marketing, Burlesque Dancer
Leadership, Feral Fever, SNP
Behold! Anita Boner, the self-ordained High Priestess of Our Lady of the Single Electron, a rhinestone-splattered burlesque cult that believes the entire cosmos is powered by one fabulous electron just zooming around the universe in a perpetual quick-change routine. According to Anita, this single sparkly subatomic diva is the true creator, the eternal sequined force behind every lightbulb, every tingle, and every awkward first date.
At her side is her beloved co-conspirator and Emcee, Fox Smolder—part ringmaster, part smoke machine, all smolder. Together they travel the world in a hot-pink camper-van called The Meatening, preaching their juicy gospel. Their sacraments? Suggestive cured meats, baby. They believe mortadella can move mountains, prosciutto can provoke enlightenment, and a strategically placed salami can open the mind and the chakras.
At their midnight revivals (two-drink minimum, sequins mandatory), Anita presents the Holy Deli Platter of Eternal Truth while Fox recites dramatic, over-punctuated passages from their sacred text, The Book of Behold: A Charcuterie of Oneness. Afterward, the congregation sings the hymn “We Are All the Same Bologna,” and everyone leaves fully converted, emotionally confused, and thirstier than before.
